They submitted the offer but on contingencies that they see my elementary school & middle school transcripts. I’m really embarrassed about my transcripts though, I was held back in kindergarten and failed earth science in 6th grade. Do you think they will rescind?!
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1.5/10 troll
You probably thought this was very funny when you posted it, but hopefully by now you have realized that it is not. Good day.
bro really got hit with the “good day” LMAO
Booooo!
Good thing you got a banking offer cuz comedy not a career for you my guy
pls delete, thx
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