Someone once said that Traders = Jersey Shore. Bankers = Entourage. That is Bullshit. Thoughts?
Enough Said.
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Significantly different than the way you originally posted it haha
I fucking love Entourage.
"Just go grab your best dress and know that today, your love of cock is a huge asset to the company!"
Sounds about right! Consulting = The Office
Ops=golden girls. Boring as s%#t
accounting = oz
asset management = cheers
hedge fund = MAS*H
sales = californication
jk
Senior Management = Iron Man
Hedge Funds= Sons of Anarchy Investment Banking= The O.C Sales= Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Trading= The IT Crowd/ 90210 (depending on desk and firm)
research=?
research = land of the lost
Investment Banking = Mad Men (Late hours, formal, business wear outside of the office b/c there's no time to change, submissive but ambitious underlings)
Hedge Funds = Dexter (Introverted killers with the ability to force a suitable, social personality in the event they have to speak with an outsider)
S&T = Desperate Housewives (Most involved spend a considerable amount of time trying to read people/groups, and manipulate them; a portion are attempting to seduce some outsider -- participants include: killers, robots, pretty idiots, and hard workers with a life)
Private Equity = Boardwalk Empire (Charismatic wealth; work long hours, but in a slower, more relaxed atmosphere; business is civil and respectful, unless expected profits start to turn the wrong way)
Consulting = Eastbound & Down (You used to be a baller (top student), but now you're just pitching baseballs in Mexico (making pretty graphs for your client in Ottumwa, Iowa); baller potential still exists (exits to PE, top F500)).
Spot on.
Haha, that's great.
Regards
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