Sorority Bimbo’s Getting Placements

As you can probably tell by the title this is gonna be a rant. This feeling of resentment has been festering for a while; I know it’s not a good look and the “yeah work harder bro” is inevitable but I can’t shake it.

Every day I go on LinkedIn and see a sorority girl get placed into X team at X bulge bracket bank. It seems as though it takes less work for them to break into the industry while other guys are grinding just to get a call back. Maybe I’m missing something? Maybe their time management skills are god tier? I see them go out to clubs, go to pool parties to get railed by some frat guy. I must be missing something. I know getting a placement is inevitable since it’s just a numbers game, but it seems that these people have it so much easier. How do I shake this feeling?

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Dangerously based and sigmapilled, those girls are getting into meme positions and are really just there to get looked at (yes seniors stare)

 

I actually believe your comment is the major reason why the “women” category is a diversity pipeline. To maintain a minimum quota of hot girls on every team. Yes, I’m wearing a tinfoil hat but I think it has some merit. 

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No tinfoil friend, it just makes too much sense, some of the teams on my floor have this hilarious contrast, you got the ugliest dudes on earth, I'm talking 5"5, acne, etc. but they work like absolute beasts, working next to these 5'9 blonde dimes who if I saw on the street would assume can't even do algebra without a calculator cause of how hot they look.

It's like the whole institutional feminism thing in the western world, social media efficiently convinced women that sleeping around, taking birth control and going out a lot (all things that benefit dudes who can hook up efficiently lol) is the key to freedom AND made them believe it was on their own volition.

 
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Welcome to life bro. Hot girls get what they want because they are hot. Rich guys get what they want because they are rich. People on WSO need to get out there into the real world because they think everything should be based on GPA and test scores since that's the only thing they have going for them. Truth is, very little is "merit-based" 

 

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