Tell me a joke

I have “stand up comedy” listed in the interest section in my resume. Had an interviewer recently use it as a prompt to ask me to tell them a joke. Problem is, I don’t have any quick jokes that aren’t obscenely inappropriate for an interview setting, so I ended up giving a really corny joke that isn’t very funny.

Curious if anyone has any go-to jokes for interviews in the rare event this question pops up.

 

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Funniest

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