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whoever threw you the shit, i'll even it up with a sb. this is hands down my favorite speech of all time, thanks for reminding me.

I haven't had a carb since 2004.
 

Another speech I like:

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

what is that video from OP?

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

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