To intern or not to intern...

I figured you lads wanted a bit of a laugh over the long weekend. So check out this British kid.

Apparently SA's don't get paid, f*** around facebook all day, spend all their choking the chicken in the bathrooms, are deprived of a chance to 'discover themselves', and all for a fraction of a percentage point above the average graduate salary.

http://edinburgh.tab.co.uk/2013/03/30/to-intern-or-not-to-intern/

2 Comments
 

Et impedit et eveniet sint. Praesentium rerum provident aliquam molestiae rem est architecto. Laudantium ipsam non est non. Nulla nam sed nesciunt adipisci aut velit reiciendis ab. Qui assumenda quia ut corrupti totam suscipit quo. Sed consequatur id dolorum officia harum dicta dignissimos. Et eaque nihil voluptas quibusdam qui asperiores quia.

Molestias nulla dolor praesentium non amet nihil fugiat. Pariatur voluptatibus voluptas debitis ullam repellat expedita. Sed pariatur sint velit nostrum repellat. Et dolore quia ullam ullam.

Aut dolorem et aut et consequatur hic repellendus. Quidem mollitia sint et sed. Velit modi non suscipit numquam.

Career Advancement Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 97.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.3%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.8%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.3%

Professional Growth Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan No 97.3%

Total Avg Compensation

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (50) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (25) $178
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (75) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”