To intern or not to intern...

I figured you lads wanted a bit of a laugh over the long weekend. So check out this British kid.

Apparently SA's don't get paid, f*** around facebook all day, spend all their choking the chicken in the bathrooms, are deprived of a chance to 'discover themselves', and all for a fraction of a percentage point above the average graduate salary.

http://edinburgh.tab.co.uk/2013/03/30/to-intern-or-not-to-intern/

 

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