Tribute to a laid off analyst

Every comp you make, And pitch you bake, Every model you break, Every staffing you take, I’ll be watching you…

Every in-office day, And every protected Saturday, Every night you stayed, Every hour you gave, I’ll be missing you…

Since you got laid off, I’ve been lost without a trace, I talk to new AN1s, can only see your face, You’ve been let go, but you won’t be replaced, I feel so cold, it feels so late, I wipe off my tears, as bonuses are only weeks away

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