Analyst: Sitting in cube
Other Analyst: quietly over the cube walls, “link”
A single Uber Eats group order link comes on the group chat. It’s for CALI. Not bad, not great.
Other other Analyst: single Teams thumb down.
Abundant laughter throughout the bull pen.
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