What do I ask the CFO of an investment bank in a call?

So I emailed an alum at my school who is a CFO at a bank. Did not expect a response but got one within a day. 

The bank is a full service bank based overseas and he is the US CFO. He does not have an IB background. I don't want to say if it's a BB or an MM or whatever it is because I don't want anyone to come across this and identify me or the guy I'm talking to.

What do I say on the call? How do I talk to him? I have never talked to someone so senior and I don't know what to ask about the business or the sectors or anything. Help!

 

Ask him if he has a hot wife. If he says yes, ask if he's into cuckolding and if you can bang his wife.

 

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