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Sean518I don't get it.

Mute Spittah got the sickest flow. You don't understand sign language?

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 

Hitting my co workers with a keyboard gets me through shitty days

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heisterHitting my co workers with a keyboard gets me through shitty days

Must be a hedge fund thing, our office neighbor did that to his trading assistant. You wouldn't happen to work in the same building as Soros would you? hmmmm.....

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 
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heisterHitting my co workers with a keyboard gets me through shitty days

Must be a hedge fund thing, our office neighbor did that to his trading assistant. You wouldn't happen to work in the same building as Soros would you? hmmmm.....

HAHA no, we are a bunch of practical jokers in my office. Two of the other analysts left for lunch and I switched their wireless keyboards. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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