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check out my response son!

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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cphbravo96check out my response son!

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i meant to give you sb.... reply twice and i will correct

Haha. Before I read this, I was pissed, lol. I was trying to figure out who on earth would throw crap at me for the least offensive response I've posted in a long while.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

On another note (and so you can credit back my bananas), I keep getting caught in the spam filter for my language. I must have offended the powers at be with my party line rhetoric, lol. I tried to write "sh!t" and it wouldn't let me post it. Anyways, hooray for the internet and social networking. It's amazing how many similar operations exist/existed vs. how many actually have done something worthwhile and have grown.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

screw bananas gimme poo!

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

I am still trying to figure out the point of Monty's Silver Banana 'competitions'. It's not like you can trade them for anything valuable, and 1, 2 or even 100 won't get you anywhere close to the top 10 list for most people. It actually seems like a pretty neat psychological game where people are ready to spend time to get a 'credit' that has no value other than hoarding.

 
abacabI am still trying to figure out the point of Monty's Silver Banana 'competitions'. It's not like you can trade them for anything valuable, and 1, 2 or even 100 won't get you anywhere close to the top 10 list for most people. It actually seems like a pretty neat psychological game where people are ready to spend time to get a 'credit' that has no value other than hoarding.

you get poo

 
abacabI am still trying to figure out the point of Monty's Silver Banana 'competitions'. It's not like you can trade them for anything valuable, and 1, 2 or even 100 won't get you anywhere close to the top 10 list for most people. It actually seems like a pretty neat psychological game where people are ready to spend time to get a 'credit' that has no value other than hoarding.

Isn't it obvious? Monty is raising an army of minions who will work for silver bananas. Pretty soon he'll be selling silver bananas at prices higher than what WSO sells them for and people will buy them because they are rarer than those common silver bananas that all them common folk have.

Duh.

 

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