Perhaps my favorite: is it news when it happens or when you figure it out?
Looking forward to seeing what’s been meaningful for you guys.
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Stole this from a thread 5 years ago, but I still laugh every time I hear "let's hit the alligator closest to the canoe".
To anyone that uses their mouse instead of shortcuts…
You are doing excel “raw-dog”
Love it. I call anyone who doesn't use caffeine (especially if they workout in the morning), alcohol, or drugs someone who raw dogs reality
When it comes to forecasting "its easy to be right when no one is wrong"
"You're the one fucking this cat, I'm just holding the tail."
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