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Haha, I saw that and wondered...
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
drstrangelovespread collars look pretty nice, compared to all the other collars out there

yup. id have to say i like the spread collars the best as well!

"...the art of good business, is being a good middle man, putting people togeather. It's all about honor and respect."
 

Straight-point collars are best paired with fat faces because of their elongating, slimming effect. Most bankers prefer not to be tubs o' lard and do what is necessary (treadmill, cocaine and faggy spin classes) to maintain a slim face that matches a spread collar shirt.

Straight-point collars also just look really, really stupid.

 
Solidarity... or you could work for a firm that's business casual
Agreed
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Spread collars work better with some face types than point collars. Senior guys wear the cutaway or English collar. It's classier in general, and if you have the face shape to pull it off handsomely, you look devilish. Why not.

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