So I know this girl who asks me to let her "hang out" with my friends and colleagues, specifically analysts. She told me she is NOT looking for a job or a boyfriend, but won't say what she wants from them.
What could be the reasons she wants to network with my people?
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she wants to get laid?
Sounds like a part 1) social climber part 2 ) gold digger
A bit of an unnecessary negative outlook. Probably not different than us looking in our social networks for hot females with something going for them. She is just a bit more forward than society generally says females should be about it.
fuck that bitch, do BDSM w/ her
Leverage them for a Blow Jay.
Pimp her out and then expand.
Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
If she were a gold digger, don't you think she would be aiming above the analyst level?
she has to start off somewhere. dude, this is easy poon poon. fill your needs then SLOWLY start introducing her.
If she has to start somewhere, why isn't she fucking the OP?
OP? Are you ugly? Clue us in.
Why did she explicitly say that she was not looking for a job/boyfriend? Guilty conscience?
Also, pics?
tell her I'm an analyst
Maybe she just wants to make some interesting, ambitious platonic friends. Or network for whatever career path she'll get into in the future.
NOT a great looking chick. Definitely has some other angle.
She is ugly and friendless and she wants to meet guys who are like her....makes sense.
I believe her when she says she's not looking for a boyfriend. I just do not know what the fuck it is she wants.
and you are asking us?
She is the one that you need to ask.
Oh wait, let me get my crystal ball
Makes sense now that we know she is ugly. Just ask her what she wants.
She's lying bro. If she wants to hang out with your analyst buddies, she's either looking for a job or a boyfriend. There's no other reason why she would specifically ask to hang out with male analysts.
edit: just read that you said that she's not that pretty. Is she still in school? If so, the chances that she would want to use your friends is pretty high. If not, I'd still caution over introducing her.
If she's not great looking, why are you friends to begin with?
Or mom is hot? Or dad is rich? The possibilities are endless.
The question was really directed at OP. If he hasnt considered hooking up with this girl, I doubt he'd consider moms, friends, etc.
It is pretty obvious that she wants to meet more analysts and build her network, nothing wrong with it. But she shouldn't lie about it.
How did she lie about it?
She told the OP that she is not looking for a job or a man, but did she tell the OP that she is not trying to build her network?
Looks like she is simply trying to expand her network...
She definitely is looking for some people who will help her "expand her network"
Are you referring to the network or her vagina? Sarcasm doesnt come across well here.
It could be simply because :
-She wants to diversify her professional network
Now she's asking how to get into office parties. Still won't say exactly what she wants, but her father owns a group of small businesses.
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