Why is the outreach from majority of Target kids nerdy?

Former Target alum. Top tier wasp-sport athlete 

The outreach is always so dry. It feels like an autist trying to figure out how to get an internship by set-playing his way through to get an Internship.

Wheres all the sports playing chads and high IQ gone?.

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Associate 3 in IB-M&A

I blame how early and competitive recruiting is. You basically have to have a resume and internships already at 19, the chads are either right there being hardos or miss the boat on recruiting

Is it not possible to do both these days?

What about these famous lacrosse kids y'all always talk about on here? Or is this some sort of inside joke

 

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