WSO UBS War of Shitposts "Senior VP in CorpDev" vs "Intern in IB-M&A"

who are you backing in this once in a generation war of words??

silver banana this post if you are support "Senior VP in CorpDev"

monkey shit me if you foolishly support "Intern in IB-M&A"

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