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This has been posted like 6 times and you shouldn't include the kid's name.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

More than 6. But other people at least redacted

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

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