Yo! The Situation is on WallStreet! Where my boys at?

Just got back from the board walk, bout to smash, but thought I would give a hollar to WSO!

I think weve got a situation here. I am officially making WSO a grenade free zone.

Where's my boys at? Single Ronnie, Vinny, Paully D??? You guys out there?

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u will never be as good as snookie and no 1 likes u paula never loved u fagot she has ron get that thru ur FUCKIN HEAD;ALSKDJF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF;LAKJSD;FLKAJSD;LKFJA;LSDKJF;ALSKDJF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF;LAKSJDF;LKAJSD;LFKJASD;LKFJA;SLDKJFASDF

 

Greeennnnaaaddeee whistle!!!

Yo Pauly, lets beat up the beat! Give it up for single Ronnie, we about to get real creepy and sleezy up in sea side.

Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.

 

Thanks for the heads up about the grenades Sitch! I'm glad you got my back because we go back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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On a related side note, I love how Ronnie gets pissed at Sam for grinding on some guy at the club after he tells her it's over and that he never wants to see her again...then proceeds to come home and go National Geographic gorilla on her shit. How much of an asshole do you have to be to break a girl's shirt and throw her bed outside?!?

Don't get me wrong, that shit was hilarious but sad. I also like how Sam confronts him about it and he attempts to excuse his behavior by saying she deserved it for disrespecting him by dancing with a dude in front of his face...Sam then reminds Ronnie that he cheated on her in MIA...to which Ronnie says, "Hey, at least I was nice enough to do it behind your back" or something along those lines, lol. Hahaha, WFT?!?!

Sitch, are you going to try and move in on Sam?!? Now that would be a situation!!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Sitch and Paulie are the entire show. Everyone else is just filler. Snookie is retarded and annoying. Her troll friend is worthless. Sammie is Eeyore the donkey. Ronnie is cool when he is single, but becomes man-gina when he is with Eeyore.

Jwow needs to be more slutty and skimpy. I cant wait for the porn to come out.

 

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