Bruised before meeting a BSD

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I guess your signature is applicable..

Assuming you'll be in a suit, your arms will be fine. Just be honest and tell him you got the injuries from muy thai or whatever you did. I think it is pretty interesting and would probably make you stand out.

Makeup.

Rugby sounds like a good cover story.

I'd reschedule.

No believes that, especially if they are clearly the types of bruises you would get from getting punched in the face.

Feign illness.

if you actually are semi-serious about thai boxing and can talk about it intelligently, i don't see why someone would suspect you're lying..

Doesn't matter. First impressions are drawn in the first few seconds. And you're assuming the guy even bothers asking about thai boxing.

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