[Business Insider] Worst cover letters ever

For your Sunday laugh, here are the 12 worst cover letters the managing editor at BI has ever received http://www.businessinsider.com/worst-cover-letter…

I would love to hear about you guys' experiences with really bad/good/hilarious cover letters too!

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