Finally, I made it, the day before Christmas !!
After months of unemployment slowly draining my savings, after so many resumes sent over, so many cover letters written and proof-read, so many cold emails and cold calls, so many unanswered follow ups, after weeks perfecting my models and my pitches, after sleepless nights worrying I could never find a job again, I am very happy to announce that the day before Christmas I FINALLY sent my 400th application !!! Don’t give up guys!
Congratulations!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!
Best of luck.
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Holy fudge... 400 applications? You deserve it! Congrats man.
Just read it again.
Hmm... So you didn't get any offer 😑
Congrats boss. A micro example that 2021 will be way better than 2020.
After rereading, I don’t think OP got an offer... I think I need to mix in a water.
Yes, that was your wake up call. Stop drinking @ByeSide, please, we hate to see you like that
Congrats!
Nice job, but keep pushing hard until some offers start coming in.
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What are these 400 applications? Like surely, if the applications are legit openings or ‘warm contacts’, you’re doing something wrong.
Let’s say 5% if you’re applications progress to interview (that’s pretty conservative). That’s 20 interviews. Then if you have a 5% success rate there, you should have a job.
Are you counting cold emailing GS as an application??
Why take a shitpost so seriously :(
Can't tell if this is posted as a joke or for real
Truth on this forum is like a P&L account, my friend. It’s just a figment of imagination.
Lmaoo this is actually funny. All the best bro. I'm in the same boat
Good luck, it's tough as shit out there. You got it.
Congratulations my friend. If literally, you have faced such hardships, you deserve a big appreciation.
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