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Shut up.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
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[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
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Okay everyone, before you get up in arms about what appears to be a poorly designed trolling attempt, let's think about another perfectly reasonable alternative:

The OP is YOUR human resources person (or w/e the hell they're called) and you've been found out! But, he's giving you the option to "GET OUT NOW" before his boss comes down to give you the business! He's merely cloaking his good samaratin act in the shroud of dickish trolling for your benefit! We should all thank the OP for being so selfless and totally not a huge gaping internet douche troll.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you anonymous HR analyst!

Now, OP, get back to fucking work on those expense reports, this guy needs to get reimbursed asap.

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you've been on here for two years. you woke up today and suddenly realized this, you little punk kid?

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