How Do I Become Better Than Other People?
Lacking in any inner charm or substance, I need to feel superior to other people through my choice of servitude. What kind of master should I grovel to in order to become superior to more well-adjusted people? How do I please this master? What kinds of schools should I attend to win the attention of the most prestigious masters? Is a 3.6 GPA high enough? What kinds of suits should I wear when supplicating to prospective masters for employment? Is it OK to wear bit loafers?
Shut the fuck up.
I expected better from you, a man of your education.
After reviewing you man moobies, I suggest you get your implants removed.
I believe you've just distilled the essence of WallStreetOasis.com. Well done, sir.
Thank you sir. I believe this thread can be used as a sticky in the future for all questions that boil down to this one. Imagine the fortune Patrick will save on server space.
Just remember: the harder you get beat, the more superior you are!
BTW, what's charm? Is that like prestige? Are there any good prep guides out there?
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