How to not get a return offer

This past summer we had 4 interns in my group. The interns are generally split up on a number of deals and work with those smaller deal teams throughout the summer, but in the last couple of weeks, most time is spent preparing for a final presentation to about 75 employees including a few major executives. The presentations are all done back-to-back and were done on Zoom this past summer. The first two presentations went as smoothly as an intern talking to 75 people can go. When they said the third person's name, there was no response and everyone realized she wasn't even there! We gave it five minutes and people were calling her on the phone but no response. The last intern went ahead and started their presentation but 10 minutes in (30-minute presentation), the third intern finally showed up. While the last intern was still talking, she took over the screen sharing and just began her presentation speaking over the other guy until he shut up. 75 people were stunned into silence and she went on for about 2 minutes until she was gone from the room. Later found out she was kicked out of the zoom and got a call that day telling her she would not be returning.

12 Comments
 

Lol I would’ve paid money to have seen this just so I could psychoanalyze the type of person that would do something like this.  Like an advanced form of people watching

Need more details on the person OP - was she weird the whole summer?

Also just thought about this but why are you posting this in early May?  This happened last year I’m assuming then?

 

Lol I would've paid money to have seen this just so I could psychoanalyze the type of person that would do something like this.  Like an advanced form of people watching

Need more details on the person OP - was she weird the whole summer?

Also just thought about this but why are you posting this in early May?  This happened last year I'm assuming then?

Click baiting all the summer interns for those yummy bananas

 

Ut quos voluptas quia aut soluta quis beatae. Neque iste ea veniam eligendi dolores. In autem assumenda sit reiciendis ullam debitis.

Amet dolorem totam at ut. Velit repellendus praesentium libero laudantium voluptas. Maiores quos nisi quos cupiditate totam et eius. Quia animi porro voluptas quo.

Explicabo eaque consequuntur voluptate praesentium non. Eum quos ex enim quia recusandae. Consequuntur voluptatem dolorem doloremque. Consequuntur velit consectetur natus iure sunt quod modi suscipit. Eum quo quasi vel dolor quisquam id. Repudiandae et voluptatum dolorem quasi.

Adipisci et repellat labore officiis officiis et enim. Quaerat molestiae qui sapiente veniam amet cumque. Nam voluptatem nihil nobis rerum. Ipsum in repellat ab odio sit.

Career Advancement Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

November 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
7
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
8
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”