Im Back You damm apes.......

Hey people

Its me again I need your brains to start running again Im going to be a sophmore this fall and I am stuck on which major to do. Now I started off studying Business but I have come to the conclusion that a business degree is not worth four years of college it just seems so basic. The future jobs look like they are going to be in medical or science related.

Im still trying my hardest to become the next John Thain. I can see my self working on wall street. What options do I have? Should I study law? Should study electrical engineering then get an mba?

Damm im fucked....

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Guest1655with all those 6 posts to your name, we sure missed you like a priest misses his choir boys

Actually, he's started two threads Which means he's received two banana points per thread. Which means he's actually only posted fours things on this site. Which means I've been losing my fucking sleep wondering when he'd return.

Thank god smartguy23 has returned to us!

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John Thain?

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This is the kind of stuff I was talking about in my common sense post.

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