Imagine letting litquidity host your earnings call

Must be a really low point for a company to have to garner investor interest by resorting to working with a fboy Island f list celebrity and anonymous meme page guy whose only life accomishment is securing 25 dollar seamless meal benefits for wallstreet.

 
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Damn both mark and lit had to post this to show everyone they are totally not bothered by this at all.  Playing chess while we all play checkers.

Whats next boys? Running Pornhubs roadshow when they try and go public through some litquidity lead pump and dump offering(no pun intended) ?

Really the sky is the limit for these guys.

 
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