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you need to be at least 5'10 to stand a chance. say hello to big4 accounting

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if you are a girl you should be fine. I was talking to an associate last week and he told me that 5-5 is the cut-off for girls and 5-8 is the cut-off or guys.

 

I assume you're talking about the size of your tool. And no. You can't get in with 5 inches. 8 is preferred. 7 is pushing it.

Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 
BSD123I assume you're talking about the size of your tool. And no. You can't get in with 5 inches. 8 is preferred. 7 is pushing it.

Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot

So are you saying I should put my measurements on my resume? And do they just look at length, or gurth as well? This might help me get beyond that damn non-target school status! This is great news!

 
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WOW...I will answer this just because there is a great story involved.

There was an MD at ML who was about 5'5'' and in college as a joke his frat brothers stole a sign from some amusement park that said, "You must be this tall to ride". I guess this really bothered him, he was insecure about his height when he was younger. He became an MD at about 34-35 and had a few of those signs recreated and it said "You must be this short to make over $20 million before anyone of your frat buddies makes $1 million" It was a little corny but all of the guys, his friends, loved it and so did we. Mostly because he told that story at training showing that it is nothing about your appearance because when you are making it rain fuck everything else.

 

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