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I don't think your ability to make small-talk about the bachlorette is going to make a difference. Pretty sure as long as you seem like a normal human being and are qualified for the job, they will pass your resume along to someone who actually makes the decision. Someone please correct me if this isn't the case.
I try to be condescending but with overtly sexual overtones
Well they are required to be extremely attractive, so I'm sure they're used to it
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