You guys are so lame

There's so much bad information on this website. Don't take a sick day. Don't wear a suit that isn't exactly one of these colors. Focus on talking to MDs. Banking is life. BB rankings. You should transfer from your non-target because only targets are worth it. blah blah blah. Seriously you guys are a bunch of elitist pricks who know nothing about the real world. In actually finance, people aren't so petty. You try way too hard. This site is ridiculous.

14 Comments
 

one of these days we are going to read about an intern who was drowned in the office toilet by his fellow classmates, and we all know it's going to be you.

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

Ehh...this site's basically made up of a bunch of college (and some HS) kids who've never really worked in finance, but love to hand out advice. Then there's the folks like DFuld, EBraverman, BHat, IProgrammer...etc who've worked in the jungle, and hand out invaluable pieces of advice that one should definitely make note of.

I think- therefore I fuck
 
Best Response
worklikeamachine

Ehh...this site's basically made up of a bunch of college (and some HS) kids who've never really worked in finance, but love to hand out advice. Then there's the folks like DFuld, EBraverman, BHat, IProgrammer...etc who've worked in the jungle, and hand out invaluable pieces of advice that one should definitely make note of.

Gotta second this, because I was a college kid on this site (not posting advice, mostly seeking) before beginning to work. I got so much bs info, and the whole praise over the amount of hours you work per week is kind of pathetic. Life is more important than your job.

 

Lack of experience is the number one reason shit like that is popular. The older you get, the more you realize, you'll be 6 ft under in a very short amount of time, and nobody's gonna give a shit about how much of a baller excel monkey you were.

I think- therefore I fuck
 
"DickFuld"

I cringe a little when I read things like this. If someone followed my advice exactly, they'd be hammered everyday by 8 am.

Frankly Dick, I think you're rocking the boat by waking up that early, it doesn't quite mesh with the general IB culture. I also recommend a standing desk with lots of top tier mineral water to help with hangovers.

@northwest111" some of the lame advice is helpful to summer analysts and others who have never worked in the banking industry (looking the part, etc.). After all, Wall Street does have its elitist pricks.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

Loved the thread last week where everyone was telling the guy not to get a standing desk because he would be rocking the boat too much as an analyst... just lol

 

Quis molestiae aut aut minima nesciunt iure rerum. Iure quod maiores ipsum ex illo voluptate voluptatibus. Exercitationem nemo quia ab. Quis qui consequatur sunt voluptas praesentium nostrum. In nostrum natus nam voluptatem rerum quia voluptatem itaque.

Voluptate quis ut in rem. Vel excepturi in iusto neque. Dolorem eligendi sit veniam nostrum.

Sed sit et nostrum quae excepturi. Voluptates quis nisi magnam nesciunt cupiditate occaecati quisquam. Aut atque saepe id molestias incidunt modi blanditiis.

Libero nulla minima quis ipsum. Omnis eaque quia enim. Eligendi in et sunt facere omnis omnis eos. Officiis error iusto dicta neque saepe sint voluptas. Itaque maiores et nihil asperiores nostrum.

Career Advancement Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.3%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 03 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.3%

Professional Growth Opportunities

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.3%

Total Avg Compensation

September 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (53) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (15) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”