Thirsty Hungry Chimp

Hello, Oasis. My name is Caeser the Chimp. I stumbled across the community by chance and after doing some lurking, I would like to introduce myself. I am a simple chimp–one who brings a degree from a target school in Economics, M&A experience through case competitions and analyst-intern experience at a boutique advisory firm, & a growing network–trying to break into the prestigious and well-paying positions at an IB.

I know most of you are curmudgeons but I know most of you are constructive and mean well (with a few exceptions). I come here as a thirsty and hungry simian; I'm here to absorb.

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