2014 Major League Baseball Opening Day

Let's have a little fun on Opening Day (for most teams). Clean slate for everyone right now.

Use this format and fill in the blanks:

Team: __________
Why they could win the WS this year: _______________

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I'll start:

Team: Atlanta Braves
Why they could win the WS this year: With 2 of our best pitchers out for the season we need to have big offensive numbers to help take the pressure off of the depleted pitching staff. If this happens we could win it all.

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Team: Milwaukee Brewers Why they could win the WS this year: most other teams die in a series of accidents

You can't kill the guys you trade with
 

Looks like y'all will be starting off with the W over my Braves. BJ is swinging at pitches in the dirt.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Can you guys handle a motivated Yankees in the WS??

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Although I want the Phillies... aka the Philadelphia Nursing Home Residents..

My pick: Yankees Why: Tanaka/Ellsbury/McCann additions send DJ out on top

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As much as I hate it. You might be right.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Team: Orioles

Why the will win the WS: Arguably best offense in the AL and stellar defense Why they won't: AL East

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Team: Tigers

Why: Healthy Cabby, Verlander is still awesome and so is Scherzer (sp?) as well as no Papa Grande to ruin any lead they have. No Prince, but we have Kinsler instead. A solid rest of the line up as well.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

You have any thoughts on the giant contract?

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

If it were any sport other than baseball it would be a terrible terrible idea. Seeing as how it is baseball and the chance of reinjury, especially as a 1st baseman now, is low, I think it will pan out to be a good deal overall.

It's almost like one of the reasons why Facebook bought WhatsApp. Would you rather pay a higher price for Cabby now, or end up playing against him in a couple years?

There was a huge stats analysis on him and the price of wins vs. how many many wins he is expected to generate for the rest of his career and on an average case he is worth the price of the contract. Anything better than average and the Tigers make out on the deal.

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

It has been a rough stretch for teams from GA.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Natty Daddy's.

Stras, Gio, Zimmerman. Storen, Clippard, Soriano out of the pen. It's all about pitching, and when it's not it's all about Bryce Harper. 1-0.

 

Dodgers

Kershaw, Greinke, and Ryu...throw in the Brian Wilson addition along with Kemp and that guy named Puig.

Side note: The Seattle Mariners will be making a run this year!

 

Is Puig legit or just another Tebow soaking up airtime because ESPN needs someone to talk about 24-7?

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

I do love Cutch. Almost makes me wish I were a Pirates fan.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Haha I hear ya...he's a real gem for the media, but hopefully he can stay focused on the game. I believe Puig will be solid player in the bigs, but I don't yet see the "spectacular" talent that the Dodgers organization did when they gave him the $42M deal.

 

Royals

Moustakas needs to actually show up. Butler needs to hit like 2012, not 2013. Alex Gordon...a solid player, but what a disappointment. He was supposed to be George Brett. All the young hitting pieces are there. Perez, Hosmer, Cain, etc... Fingers crossed on Shields and Guthrie. Maybe Ventura is for real. Pitching is the key.

Projection: More disappointment

 

Houston Astros - Within 5 Years

They have the best young players in the league coming up and joining the squad within 2-3 years.

Return of the Killa B's...

 

I stand by my words because there's no logical explanation. The NLCS is totally trolling the rest of the NL this year.

I would tell you I'm rooting for the AL this year (I love Camden Yards btw), but I'm guessing that in a few years, the Giants will regress to a perennial 4th place team so I have to get it while the gitting is good.

 

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