43 year old Wall Street Titation beats up a 13 year old black
lol j/p
in all seriousness a 43 year old man beats up a 13 year old kid bc he beat him in a game of black ops lol
ok to make this more funnier suppose the 46 year old man is a Goldman Sachs partner and the boy is trader from an elite middle school who just made GS lose on a trade
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Have you ever been playing a game online and just wanted to reach through the screen and choke your opponent until their larynx broke and they would never be able to call you a noob ever again? Well, a 46 year old man in Plymouth, Devon (UK) did just that. Mark Bradford has been arrested for strangling a 13 year old boy after the boy taunted him during a session of Call of Duty: Black Ops. The details get even more interesting after the jump.Mark Bradford, 46, an unemployed father of three, had been playing Black Ops all day against a 13 year old whose name has not been released. Don’t worry ladies: this stud is single. After being taunted by the teenager during the gaming session, Bradford tracked down the boy, travelled to his house and attacked him. Bradford then strangled the teen until his mother stopped the attack, at which point Bradford fled the scene. After being apprehended and admitting to one count of assault by beating, Bradford made this statement:
I’d been playing the whole day and he was baiting me and baiting me and just would not shut up. He went on and on and I just lost it. I hold my hands up, I lost the plot. In a moment of madness I went around to his house. I didn’t know what I was going to do.
I think “a moment of madness” is an understatement. Let’s recount the events. Bradford played Black Ops all day, which can certainly make anyone go slightly mad. Then, after being taunted by a teenager while playing the game, he decided to travel to the kid’s house. At that point he must have had to look up the kid’s address then travel an unspecified distance to track the boy down. When he got to the boy’s house he had two choices. He could go with the paragon choice and turn his car around, or he could take the renegade path and walk in there and teach that punk a lesson. He chose renegade.We have all been there before. We’re playing a nice, relaxing game of Black Ops and then some stupid kid has to go and ruin it all with his wise mouth comments. Aside from muting the kid, or taking off the headphones, the only logical reaction would be to track that kid down, storm into his house and strangle him. The boy’s mother, who has clearly never played Black Ops against a teenager like her son, said the following:
It’s pathetic that a grown man would attack a defenseless child like this. If you can’t handle losing to a child then you shouldn’t be playing games
Excuse me ma’am but your son didn’t seem so defenseless when he was kicking Mark Bradford’s ass with a pistol and a shotgun. What’s a 13 year old doing playing Black Ops anyway?
To everyone who has ever played Black Ops against a mouthy teenager, Bradford is a hero. I would go so far as to nominate him for father of the year, because don’t forget that he has three kids of his own back at home. What were they doing while he was assaulting this teenage boy? Probably playing Black Ops and pissing off a whole bunch of people.
link: http://gamergaia.com/home/gaming-news/2-news/1965-man-assaults-teen-aft…
Stuff of legends.
This is fucking awesome.
Hard to blame the guy. I'm surprised he was able to get the kid's address.
Good thing he didn't go in with a Bowie knife or something. You never know what'll happen after you say "you mad?"
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Walnut is a great colour.
This isn't funny. This guy should be locked up for good.
honestly those games bring out the worst in people. I've heard people say unimaginable things when playing that. pretty sure my brother developed high blood pressure from playing that game
Vel unde non dicta optio qui veniam. Similique quae hic optio expedita earum atque iste. Ullam architecto ut aut est mollitia cupiditate rerum fugiat. Natus sit omnis reprehenderit esse deleniti rerum dignissimos. Consequatur praesentium perferendis autem voluptate sint quae eligendi.
Aut reprehenderit voluptate sit reprehenderit laboriosam voluptatem. Explicabo quas sit magnam repellat ducimus aut. Officiis ea aut doloribus. Ut id nesciunt aut itaque optio aliquam. Aliquam minus officiis odio inventore ut. Iusto sunt quasi non.
Laudantium ut molestiae neque ut. Qui nam eligendi asperiores reprehenderit aut. Dolor recusandae ducimus sint rerum voluptatem cupiditate tempore. Dolores id neque blanditiis pariatur ut rem consequatur.
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