5 Reasons You Should Never Brag on the Internet

Thought this was particularly relevant on a website such as this:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-should-…

  1. Because no one will believe you.
  2. Because you probably haven't done anything that important
  3. Because someone reading is way better than you
  4. Because no one cares.
  5. Because they're your friends.

Read the article. It's basically about WSO.

12 Comments
 

Not sure what you mean...we are all pretty modest here.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Have I ever told you how much I like your avatar, flake?

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

I swear i'm more modest than any of you, i'm probably in top 10-15 most modest people in the world so suck it bitches.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
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ConnorI'm too modest to tell anyone I have a 700k brokerage account in college.

I got $10,000,000 on my simulator

Teech me to hav a lot of munee

 

I'm Warren Buffet. It's cool, though, I'm just one of the guys.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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