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Seeing as how I can eat a 1-pound of Starbursts in an hour, and there are ~100 pieces in a pound, 500 pieces is nothing. Weak.

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chicandtoughnessSeeing as how I can eat a 1-pound of Starbursts in an hour, and there are ~100 pieces in a pound, 500 pieces is nothing. Weak.

It's probably not as easy as you think... 6 pounds of candy? If you are a normal girl and weigh 120 pounds that's 5% of your body weight in candy. I call bullshit on your claim.

10,000 calories and 2 kilograms of sugar. You can easily go hyper glycemic shock at those levels.

 

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Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 
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chicandtoughnessSeeing as how I can eat a 1-pound of Starbursts in an hour, and there are ~100 pieces in a pound, 500 pieces is nothing. Weak.
It's probably not as easy as you think... 6 pounds of candy? If you are a normal girl and weigh 120 pounds that's 5% of your body weight in candy. I call bullshit on your claim. 10,000 calories and 2 kilograms of sugar. You can easily go hyper glycemic shock at those levels.
I have definitely eaten 2-pounds of Starbursts in a 2-hour time frame (those cheap 3-pound bags they sell at drugstores? Yeah, I bought myself one after failing an exam and ate my sorrows away). I would expect the difficulty of consuming so much sugar increases exponentially, though, so perhaps by the 3-pound mark it would get difficult.
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