About to get buttraped

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BTbanker

Almost Human

11y

Fill us in on the f-bomb count.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152627/shit-cloud

Apple_iBank

Gorilla

11y

BTbanker:
Fill us in on the f-bomb count.

Authored by: Certified Investment Banking Professional - 2nd Year AnalystCertified Investment Banking Pro

karypto

Neanderthal

11y

Knee pads. There will be friction.

Kassad

Almost Human

11y

Tell us how it went dood

in it 2 win it

Teddy Roosevelt

King Kong

11y

"It won't happen again, you have my word. How can I rectify the situation?" No excuses, no apologies.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.

bonks

King Kong

11y

What I did: Called immediately prior to boarding an airplane and prayed that the Senior didn't answer. If Senior did, I was going to use the "This got away from me, it won't happen again" response and make sure I had enough lube on hand.

But Senior didn't answer, so I left a voice mail saying "I'm about to board, but wanted to talk through this, so please call me back." Turned phone off immediately after and used the plane ride to work frantically enough to create something presentable and develop questions.

AAAAWWWWWWW YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Nothing short of everything will really do.

EtherBinge

Senior Orangutan

11y

bonks:
What I did: Called immediately prior to boarding an airplane and prayed that the Senior didn't answer. If Senior did, I was going to use the "This got away from me, it won't happen again" response and make sure I had enough lube on hand.
But Senior didn't answer, so I left a voice mail saying "I'm about to board, but wanted to talk through this, so please call me back." Turned phone off immediately after and used the plane ride to work frantically enough to create something presentable and develop questions.

AAAAWWWWWWW YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!

You have a hustler spirit. Kudos to that.

Pouring this Macallan 12-yr to salute.

Authored by: Certified Asset Management Professional - 1st Year AnalystCertified Asset Management Pro

JPMortgage

King Kong

11y

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