Advice to High School Seniors

In light of the recent Bret Kavanaugh revelations, I wanted to offer some advice to any college aspiring monkeys on here and suggest avoiding all parties in college where there are both women and alcohol present. It appears now that even a potential possibility that something could have happened and you were there and even if there is a case of mistaken identity (not saying that's the case here), that you will be held out to dry, even if it means destroying your life's work and ruining your career, let alone any personal impacts it may have.

Take it to heart: avoid all alcohol and women.

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