Afraid of Getting Someone Pregnant
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that is haram
Almost took this as a serious post until “high value individuals”
it is serious tbh. Getting a lil bit paranoid because I have been seeing so many stories on tiktok of baby mamas trapping the dads that clapped the cheeks
lol
That's why you only fuck girls with endometriosis. No-no-no periods, no-no-no pregnancy.
What's endometriosis
I think it means sterile due to the disease
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If you get a solid 10/10 the best way to tie down a baddie is to have a child with her. After that no one else would want to mess with her.
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Seek out older women.
It's a serious risk, and one to be mindful of. I imagine HF legend Ron Ozer wishes he had taken your advice. https://nypost.com/2016/12/11/my-hedge-fund-boyfriend-tried-to-bribe-me…
Lol the amount of unwarranted smugness in this thread, you're not high value, you're just a loser who's afraid of women ("focusing on career")
I can't tell if this is worse or if he said something like, Im chad Im banging 25 chicks a week.
Play more Jenga and always stop the microwave right before it beeps. You’re chillin’
you must be a virgin
I took all of my niggas off xans and put all of my bitches on plan b
Ok, little pimp
No, this is a Travis Scott lyric actually
Only have sex with super sluts so there's always plausible deniability.
Diversifying the portfolio ... "some" might call it
Can't get dudes pregnant...
Don’t fuck poor chicks - obviously I don’t want to get my girlfriend preggers but that trust fund (hers not mine) removes a ton of stress. My personal financial plan also includes setting up trust funds for my future children in the next 3-5 years to remove that stress completely from my life.
It's a valid concern and the simple solution is not to have pre-marital sex. Anyone who wants to argue that you can't still have a good time with someone is outright lying to you.
Then how do people in porn do it? They seem to have a great time
Birth control
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What are you up to these days? Weren’t you trying to start a business? How has that been?
I genuinely don’t think this is going to be a problem for you.
Y’all know that you can get your tubes tied right? 😂
how hard is it to use a fucking condom dude it's not rocket science
condoms break dude im just scared, i dont want to get someone knocked up, im terrified
i worked too hard to be where im at. Ive grinded countless nights mayan. Im not losing all this because of some poon
"All this" ... "I've worked too hard"
Grow up you fucking scaredy cat. Not the end of the fucking world if you have a kid, ask the last million of your ancestors
Dude fucking relax. Use a condom. You know you’re supposed to fill it up with water after right? Not to be a child or gross, but if there is a leak it will come out, then you go get some plan b. Did you have a family member knock some chick up or something? This level of anxiety regarding the most innate and primal male desire is not normal
The more I read your replies the more pathetic you come across holy shit dude. It's not fucking rocket science to not get a girl pregnant. Cum in her ass or on her face/tits/back. It's not this hard.
this may seem like a joke to white folks but its a serious issue for minorities
where is the thebrofessor when you need him. This guy has sound advice.
Looks like the OP was deleted. This is simple. Always be prepared. Before my wife and I were together long term we had systems. condom, pull out WELL before any possibilities, and the pill too which she's religious about.
i know hormones are crazy but if you don't wrap it you're just asking for trouble. It really is easier than whoever OP is letting on. I was terrified too cause my mom drilled in me DONT GET ANYONE PREGNANT but after a couple times I realized it ain't hard to avoid it if you're careful
i don't understand why this is even a discussion, what's the question here?
You pulled out w a condom......based.
thebrofessor u use the pull-out method with a condom on? Weakkkkk
What kind of early career banker has time for a dating life? They're letting you guys go out at night now? Goddamned millenials
i wish i was white tbh
It´s okay, we get it. If I were non-White, I would wish to be White, too. Miracle Whip Gang, unite!
Poor white people struggle with the same issues you've mentioned. Personally knew a few single moms. Youngest was 24 with 2 kids. Given her looks/personality I unfortunately think her bf used her and tossed her.
im sorry guys im having a mental breakdown. I gotta just chill.
Yeah man, just chill. Smoke a doobie, or whatever it is you folks enjoy.
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100k is a lot of money except in maybe a few select places like Palo Alto and Manhattan.
Wait shoot what did he say? He edited the original post lol. If this is another 24 year old subtly flexing his meager 100k income, I'm done.
How do people who have sex regularly not get pregnant then?
Thanks for the info. What does natural cycles mean? As in when a girl is on her period, she can’t get pregnant ??
How about not banging anyone you dont trust?
What makes you think you're man enough to get someone pregnant!? Your sperm is beyond beta kiddo...
Are you really an economist? If so, why haven’t u made it to the federal reserve
Take the advice from the movie Waiting.
(Monty's Mom) ". You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing."
(Ryan Reynolds) "Come on, mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."
(Monty's Mom) "Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story."
(Ryan Reynolds) "You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."
(Monty's Mom) "If only I had been so lucky."
IUD >
I recently had a buddy knock up a girl. They dated for over a year or two and were broken up for good about 6 months. (The chick is crazy). However, over Thanksgiving break they in the same town again and hooked up drunk. Chick said she was on birth control, but now she is pregnant. Now this guy has a kid coming this summer and is stuck with this chick likely for the rest of his life. It was an eye opener for me to play it safe. It is just not worth it.
So what is ur buddy going to do?
Well he is manning up, going to be a great father and try to make it work with this girl. Not much else you can do.
I don't have the best math skills, but end of Nov to May is ~6 months.
Yes this month was incorrect. This summer
Expecting MS from white-knights & simps, but am I the only one that gets grossed out when a girl is always using birth control methods when single (IUD, that ring thing, whatever fucking thing they insert into their arm).
It just makes me think that they have slept with like 40+ guys in a 5 year period before me. Which means she probably is not wife material.
Anybody feel the same?
Nah. I would stick my dick in anything between the legs of a girl.
Lol you know there’re loads of medical reasons that girls use birth control which are completely unrelated to getting pregnant?
Also seems kinda unfair to judge a girl for thinking that she might have slept with some other guy, when presumably she’s disclosing her birth control bc she’s about to sleep with you...
Do u wanna pay child support when u ultimately get someone pregnant by accident?!?
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Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex, cause you don’t want that late text.... that “I think I’m late” text
Carter III
I am also a minority. You have a right to be concerned. Only hook up/date high class women, preferably from racial/ethnic/cultural groups where they will be disowned for having a kid without marriage. That means no attractive poors.
Birth control exists and it’s pretty damn effective. Plan b $50 a pop but you gotta do what you gotta do. Pull trig and hit CVS the next morning, no headache rest of day
Just wondering, with the anonymous feature, you can hover over the OP's name and see the amount of bananas and MS... this is technically a unique identifier, so if you wanted you could match up their banana/MS quantity when they didn't post anonymously. So its kind of weak anonymous, right?
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AndyLouis
bro....is it you?
you've got 7827 SBs and 1390 MS today June 8th, not impossible to change from what you posted in May
jesus did you just pull off the most successful troll ever and out yourself accidentally?
Yeah you're right that is close to my ratio. How odd. Must be some glitch in the matrix.
Good thing I never have sex
^ur a girl, u can get sex anytime u want
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