it is serious tbh. Getting a lil bit paranoid because I have been seeing so many stories on tiktok of baby mamas trapping the dads that clapped the cheeks

 
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Lol the amount of unwarranted smugness in this thread, you're not high value, you're just a loser who's afraid of women ("focusing on career")

 

I took all of my niggas off xans and put all of my bitches on plan b

 

Pizz

Then how do people in porn do it? They seem to have a great time 

Birth control 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

i worked too hard to be where im at. Ive grinded countless nights mayan. Im not losing all this because of some poon

 

Dude fucking relax. Use a condom. You know you’re supposed to fill it up with water after right? Not to be a child or gross, but if there is a leak it will come out, then you go get some plan b. Did you have a family member knock some chick up or something? This level of anxiety regarding the most innate and primal male desire is not normal 

 

The more I read your replies the more pathetic you come across holy shit dude. It's not fucking rocket science to not get a girl pregnant. Cum in her ass or on her face/tits/back. It's not this hard.

 

Looks like the OP was deleted. This is simple. Always be prepared. Before my wife and I were together long term we had systems. condom, pull out WELL before any possibilities, and the pill too which she's religious about.

i know hormones are crazy but if you don't wrap it you're just asking for trouble. It really is easier than whoever OP is letting on. I was terrified too cause my mom drilled in me DONT GET ANYONE PREGNANT but after a couple times I realized it ain't hard to avoid it if you're careful

i don't understand why this is even a discussion, what's the question here?

 

Poor white people struggle with the same issues you've mentioned. Personally knew a few single moms. Youngest was 24 with 2 kids. Given her looks/personality I unfortunately think her bf used her and tossed her. 

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Pizz

How do people who have sex regularly not get pregnant then?

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

What makes you think you're man enough to get someone pregnant!?  Your sperm is beyond beta kiddo...

 

Take the advice from the movie Waiting.

(Monty's Mom) ". You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing."

(Ryan Reynolds) "Come on, mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."

(Monty's Mom) "Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story."

(Ryan Reynolds) "You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."

(Monty's Mom) "If only I had been so lucky."

 

I recently had a buddy knock up a girl. They dated for over a year or two and were broken up for good about 6 months. (The chick is crazy). However, over Thanksgiving break they in the same town again and hooked up drunk. Chick said she was on birth control, but now she is pregnant. Now this guy has a kid coming this summer and is stuck with this chick likely for the rest of his life. It was an eye opener for me to play it safe. It is just not worth it.  

 

Expecting MS from white-knights & simps, but am I the only one that gets grossed out when a girl is always using birth control methods when single (IUD, that ring thing, whatever fucking thing they insert into their arm). 

It just makes me think that they have slept with like 40+ guys in a 5 year period before me. Which means she probably is not wife material. 

Anybody feel the same? 

 

Lol you know there’re loads of medical reasons that girls use birth control which are completely unrelated to getting pregnant?

Also seems kinda unfair to judge a girl for thinking that she might have slept with some other guy, when presumably she’s disclosing her birth control bc she’s about to sleep with you...

 

I am also a minority. You have a right to be concerned. Only hook up/date high class women, preferably from racial/ethnic/cultural groups where they will be disowned for having a kid without marriage. That means no attractive poors.

 

Just wondering, with the anonymous feature, you can hover over the OP's name and see the amount of bananas and MS... this is technically a unique identifier, so if you wanted you could match up their banana/MS quantity when they didn't post anonymously. So its kind of weak anonymous, right?  

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Yeah you're right that is close to my ratio. How odd. Must be some glitch in the matrix.

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