After an afternoon conference call, when a client asks for pointless analysis by tomorrow morning that will take all night

What the MD immediately does:

How the VP provides guidance:

How the Associate delegates:

How the Analyst feels:

Kudos to a poor Analyst at a Boutique IB in Denver for the submission

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Patrick, in all seriousness, this shit is awful and really really makes your site look like fucking 4chan or something.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeePatrick, in all seriousness, this shit is awful and really really makes your site look like fucking 4chan or something.

I have to agree....

 
happypantsmcgeePatrick, in all seriousness, this shit is awful and really really makes your site look like fucking 4chan or something.
happypantsmcgeeWe have mods but you can't ban people because you don't find them funny/helpful/whatever
 
KKS
happypantsmcgeePatrick, in all seriousness, this shit is awful and really really makes your site look like fucking 4chan or something.
happypantsmcgeeWe have mods but you can't ban people because you don't find them funny/helpful/whatever
Did I ban anyone? This is syndicated content Patrick is putting on his site that, I think, detracts from its purpose in a lot of ways. I didn't ban anyone, I just voiced my opinion.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Actually, they've become pretty successful. I can't recall on which newspaper I saw it today but there's already articles of them in the likes of WSJ, etc.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

thanks for the support guys...just filling in the time between doc turns and trying to provide some entertainment

To our h8ers, another gif:

www.wheninfinance.tumblr.com "When in finance, do as your fellow monkeys do"
 

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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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