Americans are getting dumber by the day

I'm sure most of you monkeys saw it a couple weeks back, but this is fucking hilarious (and sad).

My personal favorites: • Wisconsin - Wisconsin (really cheese heads? Just sound it out!) • Diarrhea - New Hampshire (there must be something in the NH water) • Banana - New Mexico (somebody never listened to Gwen Stefani)

Jesus Christ we need to do better.

What are your favorites? And while we are at it, is America screwed?

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WI has one of the highest average IQs of any state according to what I've seen.

Blame our garbage gov't-run education system. Churning out people who can't use language or numbers properly yearly.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

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