Annoying injuries

So I fucked up my foot/ankle. It hurts like a bitch, but more importantly I can't fking walk on it without my leg collapsing.

What are the most obnoxious injuries you've had? Broken wrist so you can't type/masturbate? I guess we'll go ahead and count VD as a sex "injury"

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Nothing is worse when it comes to just obnoxious than a broken thumb.

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broken ankle right foot (driving) , broken wrist (right hand aka ...), broken thumb right hand.

fml

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I think trazer wins.

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dislocated hip

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LOL, trazer you just made me picture an awkward silence moment where someone just starts cracking their bones...

but the other way around is funny too.

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Hand injuries fucking SUCK

Runner's knee...fixable but a huge pain in the ass

Chipped/broken tooth: painful and expensive to fix

Get busy living
 
duffmt6dislocated hip

I did some volunteer medical work and we had to get this guy out of a tiny office/shop with a dislocated hip, I don't think I've ever seen anyone in that much pain before.

UFO: I've got a tooth that keeps getting chipped (not terrible, but noticable), it's annoying, but its cost me practically nothing and it hasnt kept me from getting shit done :-p

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Lol, because it's a small chip on the end of one of my front teeth, they use this filler shit so it only takes like 2 minutes to fix

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blastoisewhen i bit my inside cheek chewing gum it makes a nasy cold soar in side that hurts when i wake up :(

this.

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