ANT, do you know this girl? Villanova MBA chick

ANT, is this a friend of yours?

Villanova MBA grad/creep felinophile (un)successfully tries eHarmony...

Found on DealBreaker (duh).
http://dealbreaker.com/2011/06/is-this-an-accurate-portrayal-of-a-villa…

23 Comments
 

BTDubs, all you wannabe trolls on this site should take a page from her book. Imagine seeing this video on eHarmony!? Troll win.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Holy Shit this chick FUCKING LOVES CATS!

And wtf is with her voice? Im pretty sure she has a mental problem with the cats and the voice. Is this a joke though? She wants bowties for cats, them to be on rainbows...wtf? I seriously could't be around this chick, she is so damn annoying.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

I would fuck her from the back so I can cover her fucking mouth since that voice would make my shit deflate in a second

Still I Rise
 

Fuck dude. I seriously was going to post this yesterday but have been swamped at work and never got around to it. I guess I can close the browser window to the YouTube page now, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

If I knew what year she was I could probably find out. The MBA program is your typical, everyday program so you get people like this in it. That being said, you get better people than a similarly ranked program simply because of close proximity to Philadelphia.

This chick would of died if she was with me at the zoo last weekend. Cheetahs were like 6 feet away. Real bad ass.

 

It says it is fake in deal breaker. I bet she is a nova grad though. Too random for that part to be made up. I'll send it to some friends and try and find out.

 
UFOinsider][quote=ThaVanBurenBoyzI think I'm hearing someone behind the camera laughing through their nose at 2:20.
Yep, it was the guy who helped this woman find love as well:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=132855836788467&set=a.126895770…]

Man that was epic. That's adding a whole new meaning to "delusions of grandeur".

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

Sent this to a chick a know yesterday with the subject line "Fast Forward 10 years"

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Does anyone know how to contact the EHarmony marketing department, this would make a golden commerical.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

If you look at the other video uploaded under that account, she says her name is Cara/Kara. The cat-loving schtick is definitely poor acting.

 

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