Any Wall Streeters make it to the Cougar Convention?

I can't believe this exists, but here you go:

"Friday night in Palo Alto featured more cleavage than a butcher shop run by Eldridge Cleaver as the event came off without a hitch (remember, these women are not looking for commitment, according to the cougar movement's seminal literature).

Photographer Daniel C. Britt -- who has put in time in Iraq -- was kind enough to share his brilliant documentation of the lighter and more carefree fare at the inaugural cougar convention. Click below for more -- but beware young gentlemen. Here thar be cougars."

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/08/hello…

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look at the indian dude between two great-grandmothers.

i know 40 is the new 20 but i didn't realize that 80 was the new 40. WTF?!

I'm making it up as I go along.

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that wrote this post. where are you now?

//www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/my-life

mylifeishellwhen I do actually get to go to sleep, I wake up in the morning completely disoriented. I stand in front of the mirror at my bathroom sink trying to muster up the energy to either shave or turn on the shower. I can never remember if I've already done one or the other but eventually I drag myself into the office by around 9-9:30. If it's 9:30am i get some dirty looks but don't give a shit since I can barely see straight. I sit down and try to catch up on some email, then find my way to some caffeine.

My girlfriend is about ready to dump me (I don't blame her) since I am more intimate with my transaction comps than with her. I can tell you how to calculate a WACC but I can't tell you what day of the week it is.

.,..back to work.

I'm making it up as I go along.

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Corneliusthat wrote this post. where are you now?

//www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/my-life

mylifeishellwhen I do actually get to go to sleep, I wake up in the morning completely disoriented. I stand in front of the mirror at my bathroom sink trying to muster up the energy to either shave or turn on the shower. I can never remember if I've already done one or the other but eventually I drag myself into the office by around 9-9:30. If it's 9:30am i get some dirty looks but don't give a shit since I can barely see straight. I sit down and try to catch up on some email, then find my way to some caffeine.

My girlfriend is about ready to dump me (I don't blame her) since I am more intimate with my transaction comps than with her. I can tell you how to calculate a WACC but I can't tell you what day of the week it is.

.,..back to work.

I'm making it up as I go along.

apparently his girlfriend dumped him and he is now hanging out in palo alto to either A try to score with a Stanford chick, or, since that is probably not working out, attend these Cougar conventions.

 

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