Anybody playing Assassin's Creed: Unity?

No, that was a rhetorical question. Nobody is, not even the people who paid for it. It's a glitch-fest that is unplayable in its current form and Ubisoft's stock is down over 9% on the day.

http://finance.yahoo.com/tumblr/blog-ubisoft-gets-crushed-after-abysmal…

GG no re, Ubi.

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Because development teams are lazy as fuck these days and they know they can get away with it because customers are idiots.

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