Ask SirBankalot:

Do you know when tech buyout is coming back?

Slap on Patrick's face haha look at his guts here. You are starting FT at Rutberg, right?

What happens if I throw monkey shit at someone whose banana count is already 0?

What's monkey shit??

haha... i just did a search for "sirbankalot" trying to see if anyone had replied to this thread. it came back saying "did you mean: sirbikealot"

edit: just changed my username before anyone steals it.

a legitimate question: how long have you been in the industry and whcih group do you work for?

I did an internship at GS HC in junior year of high school, and then Paulson after my senior year, where I received a full-time offer for my outstanding performance. I then went on to Wharton, but transferred to Harvard after my freshman year, because my peers were too dim-witted. I walked on and became the captain of the Harvard Championship football team, the president of the Crimson, and was tapped by every single final club. I did BX PE sophomore summer, and then GS TMT and Lazard IBD back to back after my junior year. I worked for one year at GS TMT, and another at KKR. Currently, I'm the CEO of both Piper Jaffray and Financial Technology Partners.

Now, real questions please.

When do you anticipate taking the lead in monkey turds over FTPiper?

I believe that there is a bug in the system that switches my silver banana count with my monkey shit count. Why else would I have monkey shit tossed at me for creating such a helpful thread?

Haha Sirbikealot. Classic.

SirBankALot, have a question -

FLDP F100 vs. MBB Asset Management vs. MM IB Which one best positions you for MBA Top 25? I know there is a lot of things that need to be taken into account, but in general sense, what is your opinion?

In on SirBankalot's thread.