Associate chews gum like a fucking cow

Just put your headphones on. No need to piss him off, especially considering its likely a habit that wouldn't be easily broken. Or just play some "white" noise (no, I don't mean Eminem's new CD) and see if you can 'cancel' it out.

Regards

That shit is unacceptable. He/She should not have been hired. Period. End of story. If you can't eat / chew with manners, you need to be axed.

http://somafm.com/play/groovesalad

listen to some of this shit it'll calm you down and block out the gum chewing

Eat a burrito everyday for lunch and when he gets fed up with your gas, tell him you'll stop farting when he stops chewing gum and starts dipping....like a real man

you should walk around to the opening of his desk, and then punch him as hard as you can square in the face. it would be epic.

is it so hard to be like 'hey bro take it easy with the gum chewing, you're sacaring me, lol.'

This is how you should handle it:

Consider leaving an anonymous note if you're afraid to confront him yourself. Alternatively, sarcasm is usually a great way to get a point across that you're worried will come off as lame.

at least his breath wont smell

wow they allow gum in these offices?

the only way to really do it! man the fuck up and follow the vid