BACK OFFICE HATE THREAD

Why do back office workers even exist? Hey guys in operations, corporate treasury, risk management, strategic management, accounting, compliance and HR - how does it feel to NOT GENERATE REVENUE? And also spoiler alert - if your job can be done by someone working from home, it can be done by someone in India for 1/3rd of the price. Your days are numbered, back office non-revenue generators... maybe you should’ve studied harder in school! 

SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKERS

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Do you want to respond to some dumbass intern's questions on how to set up direct deposits or how to rearrange a drug test because his driver's license expired?

That's what I asked my HR rep before starting.  I can't stand them, but someone's gotta do it 

 

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