Now that I have reached the status of 'Gorilla,' this seems as an appropriate time as ever to initiate what some might consider a 'sensitive issue.'
When a loved one is lost, it is important to celebrate their life instead of dwelling on 'what could have been.' In this case, I say fuck it. Not only shall we celebrate, but we shall discuss the potential career trajectories of a man (well, 99.8% man) who has left this world oh so early.
If still alive, what line of business do you think that Harambe would have entered? The cushier hours of PE? The golf-infused Friday afternoons of Asset Management? The high risk, high reward high octane lifestyle at a HF? Do you think Harambe is drawn in by the prestige of a JP Goldman Stanley? Or perhaps a boutique such as Green Lazard & Co. would fit his fancy.
Not having known Harambe myself, I can only use and endless supply of internet memes and CNN articles to try and determine what would have been his career choice. All in all, 'tis still a discussion to be had. One that leaves us hear thinking, 'what if?'
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Pfft, Harambe could've done anything, why would he want to be a fucking banker?
oh god, please stop
That's what Harambe told the man who shot him in broad daylight. Have you no shame?!?!
oh no.. he didn't.
You fucking coward, you say that now that Harambe is dead but you'd never dare say that to his face.
I love that barstool & TFM took what was originally a greenpeace-type cause and just blew it up
This man knows the prime pages.
A few friends created a gofundme for Harambe shotglasses with the tag line,
"Take a shot for Harambe, cause he took one for you"
The goal was $1,500 and in 4 days alone they hit 20k.
Well the false prophet that called himself the gorilla of wall street destroyed the only bank, but I would build it again in three days...
Looks like the Philly Zoo is a bunch of debbie downers.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/01/health/philadelphia-zoo-baby-gorilla-name…
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