Bar Bathroom Phone Numbers

So last night I got a call from a number I did not recognize.  When I answered, a female voice just said "You have a tiny dick and treat women like shit."  She hung up and I was a bit confused.  I was able to find the person by googling the phone number, and it was a 21 year old girl (I am 31).  I texted her back with her last name and asked how she got my number.  She replied that it was on a bathroom wall at a dive bar.  She sent me a photo of it "Tiny Dick, Treats Women Like Shit, followed by my phone number." I was quite amused by this, as I am certain I know who would have written it.  I texted some of my friends about it and they went in and scratched over it already.

Curious if anybody on here has ever been famous enough to make a dive bar bathroom wall or have any similar stories.

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