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Oh, so THAT'S what people mean when they talk about killing it. Also, she was only "eating" him in private, right?

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

That bitch could eat me any day.

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FlakeThat bitch could eat me any day.

Yeah, that pic is from 26 years ago, have fun.

That's age discrimination, bro.

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Short... really man? You made a post about Cannibalism and didn't bother making one of three great pop culture references in your post? I mean, know that I'd throw Monkey Shit at you for not even making a Silence of the Lambs joke, but I know it's not your forte...

Then again, any time you can poke fun at Eating Raoul or Cannibal: The Musical (From the guys that brought you Orgasmo and The Book of Mormon!), go for it!

That said, for those who don't know what I'm talking about... here are the trailers for Eating Raoul and

http://www.youtube.com/embed/8GszhYsV3MM

 

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