Bernanke; A Poem By G.M. Sack

He speaks in plain English but they wonder what the message is Listening intently to decipher words and sentences For such extended periods and unusual uncertainties Are words that will no doubt echo for infinite eternities

Imagine being able just a fleeting peek to sneak At words to be delivered but before he doth them speak No doubt a nosey maid could change her fate if so she planned it A well timed short in place and she would make out like a bandit!

The bulls can’t face the truth, it’s worse than they had feared They turn away and tremble at the site of hella beard So shoot ‘em down chairman, let us feast on their carcasses The man who with a word or two can move a whole market is…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Ben “Hanky Panky” Bernanke.

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Hahaha I'll give it you - it ended up being better than I expected it to be.

That's definitely his Facebook profile pic......I wonder what his interests would be?

Interests: Jesus, running, trying to play the guitar, my beard, jazz, Obama :] , and Disney movies on the weekends when I'm not busy with Congressional hearings

 

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